1.The natives in Goa are “G.O.A.N”s!!! not “goanese”. Yeh Japan nahi ha baba!
2. There are more Hindus in Goa than Christians. It is NOT a "Maaka-Pav" state.
3. The booze is cheaper than in Mumbai, but your stomach has a capacity of less than 1 liter!
4. All beaches are NOT connected. If you continue walking along the beach, you will NOT reach the other end of goa, as you plan to brag about later. All that would happen is you would have reached 3 km away from your favorite shack where your pals are busy getting sloshed.
5. The foreigners have come on a vacation; they have not traveled this far just to pose with you in your photos, you want to show off back home.
6. Just because you are in Goa,the definition of bewda doesn’t change. If you are sloshed, you are a bewda!
7. It’s Goa, Not your cow belt! So don’t crib “Yahan paneer ki dish achi nahi banti”
8. Beware of clicking snaps of skimply clad angez females. They are generally accompanied by tagada boyfriends!
9. Putting temporary black tattoos is by no means Goan culture, so don’t stop your daily bath, just to show off that tattoo back home as proof of your visit to Goa.
10. The flea markets near Anjuna are there to fleece the foreign tourists. As an Indian, you are advised to be fleeced in Fashion Street or Connaught Place.
5 comments:
good one buddy , u hit the nail on the head
good one buddy , u hit ta nail on ta head
if this is not funny, i dont kno what is!
nice on brijesh, do write more like this, helps me tp during work :)
was expecting something to come from ur space...but this turned out to be quite different.
FAQs on Goa is how I wud title this ;)
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