Sunday, October 19, 2008

Final Episode

Part 3:

15 minutes of general bakar and I realize.... Subbu is trying to do his best in this situation.. no point bursting at him.....lets appreciate the guy for what he is doing... being part of the adventure..when he could have easily been sleeping away to glory.

Subbu thinks the car would have cooled sufficiently to move on... and ..... he is right!.. Phew!

On the mid way we stop and in chaste Tamil, Subbu addresses a burlesque man in lungi as "Sir" and asks directions. I am a lil taken aback.. of all people Subbu calls this person as "Sir"? But this has been a night of surprises and I decide not to probe this further...

5 more kms and we seem to be heading somewhere on our way.. and then the red light on dashboard again goes blink blink..another 10 min stop and we are on our way....now we have left the main road and have entered the suburbs of Chennai near Chrompet(which btw I learnt later is Jayanth's ilaakaa). The roads are good but not as grand as the main road and I have now started questioning our company HR's act of putting us in a guest house this far...

.....and then surprise surprise..... the car's indicator which for last hour has been in the "overheated zone" returns to normal... Subbu has no clue how and why this has happened...but I think the car was on my side ;)

We come across a police station and Subbu advises me to stay in the car... apparently the police station is buzzing with activity at night and which I think isn't an indicator of a calm and serene locality.

After his discussion with a constable, Subbu says we are still 5 kms away from our guest house...our company HR's map said the guest house was about 10 kms from the airport... and we felt like we had already travelled 15 :).. 5 more to go..

We come across a junction.. and out of nowhere there is big building with lights on all 7 floors...I wonder which company is this...having an office in such an out-of-the-way place...and working at this hour of the night.....and guess what... as we come closer...at the top of the building is the glowing title of my employers! And as it turns out, 2 days later I am told that out of the 15 buildings my employer has in chennai.. I will be sitting in this building...!

Rather than trying to fathom the reasons why our organization is having a presence here, I am just happy that at last we might come across sum1 who'd give us correct directions...

The security guard tells us we passed the street to the guest house a km back. Subbu zips around and we locate the turn we need to make...our map says.. take the 3rd right turn after that.. I count... 1...2...3.. and right... there is huge house there.... I get out...no sign of this being a guest house though!

We knock on the gate... beep the horn.... no response... this alley is absolutely deserted.... about 100 meters or so.. we see a light in the house...we drive till there.. and we can hear the TV .... we knock on the main gate... and dogs greet us with their barks...

We are half expecting a rude man/woman to come and reprimand us...but I think since I wouldn't understand a word of it in Tamil.. that would be Subbu's problem anyway :)

5 mintues of knocking and no one still turns up....as we return to the car... I see a man coming towards us on a bike.. I flag him down and I ask him the directions...

he replies saying... "Go straight... its just another 100 meters from here... and mind it...this is not an area where you are supposed to stay alone in the middle of the road alone!"

No wonder, no one in the house was responding...Oh man... I and Subbu.. rush into the car and zoom off to cover those 100 meters...

Clang Clang... we knock on the door.. wake up the security and guest house keeper... and we there............................We rejoice reaching our destination....!

After our biker friend's comments.. we make arrangments to keep Subbu and his car in the guest house rather than having a Season 2 of this adventure for the night...

"Aaah" is the only word I can say as I retire to the comforts of a fluffy bed in an AC room!








Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Chennai Post - Part 2

Part 2:

The Story till this juncture:

1. First time in chennai for me, absolutely clueless about local language and city's geography
2. Carrying huge luggage, need to get to the guest house in an obscure part of the town
3. Guide: Vivekanand Subbaraman, pseduo Tam, my gracious host

I am now thinking.. "yaar he Subbu bhi na.. kabhi nahi sudhrega...how can he be so callous..."... just thinking.. not aloud... ;)

I think I and Subbu get along well.. because,somehow I manage to demonstrate extreme levels of patience with him

we stroll to the car park, his 800 appears sturdy.. looks like Subbu's father took good care of it before handing it to the (prodigal?) son

I remember Pheobe trying to break open a car lock in a FRIEND's episode.. so I and subbu... get down to trying out the same..

15 minutes into this effort and I am already sweating...take a glance at my watch...its almost past midnight..I have to be in office..first day reporting in a few hours.....aarrghh...again..not aloud... :D

We approach a taxi driver nearby and Subbu demonstrates his first useful skill.. his command of Tamil...and the driver demonstrates the general atitude of chennai people....polite and helpful...

The driver manages to get a thin long strip of metal and slides it between the glass and door..and then..click...and smiles all around...all this while I and subbu are holding our mobiles and ourselves at weird angles to shed mobile light on the car lock...

The driver refuses the tip for his kind (and timely) help.. and finally I and Subbu are on our way....


We take a left from the airport and onto the main road..we drive for about 10-15 minutes and then Subbu asks..hey show me the maps that your company hr sent as directions

I had mailed Subbu those diections and asked him to look up in google maps for more detailed instructions... I thought Subbu would have studied the way from airport to pallikaranai (my guest house), we would just need to ask a few directions and we would be home soon... ..............I was so WRONG!

I had got a printout of the directions.. and handed them to Subbu...who takes a look at it..(very likely for the first time) and cannot locate one familiar thing on the map...he says.."Arey yeh toh sirf Pallikaranai ka directions hai..what about the directions from airport...."

10 days after I had mailed him the directions...10 DAYS...Subbu asks me this question now...!!!

I manage to access my "patience back up no. 1" and smile beningly...and we decide to ask around for directions...a petrol pump guys tells him something in Tamil and Subbu turns back.. all that 15 min drive was in the wrong direction.....

So we continue on the road...its chennai..shops have shut hours before and there are hardly people on the road....and I have no idea if I am gonna make it soon to the guest house...

The weather seems to be pleasant.. and roads are wide and good.. and we seem to be making good progress...when.. the red light on the dash board glares at us...I had forgotten the cooling mechanism conking off part...

We pull over to a dark corner on an abandoned road...no sight of people or buses or cabs around... I am stuck with Subbu!

End of Part 2-------------

Saturday, October 4, 2008

Chennai Post - Part 1

Part-1
My first post from Chennai.
Away from blogging for more than 2 months.. let us bame that on no access in office and no internet connection at home and that weekends were spent savoring gastronomic delights across the town.
Ramesh (of the Kumar Vadlamani fame) has left for hyderabad to shop for his wedding (happening in last week of October), and I am left alone for the first time. So let’s update our pals who have been pestering me with “how is Chennai”
For someone who has stayed all 25 yrs of his life in Mumbai and Goa, our employer said ...It’s time to take a look at the beaches on Bay of Bengal ocean as well... and so I landed in chennai on 15th July.
and the excitement started even before I came....
Prelude:
1 week to departure:
Subbu: Arey I will come and pick you up at the airport...I have my car here.. we can manage your luggage...you never know with the pre paid taxi guys.. they might ask you even more money at the end of the trip..pehli baar aa raha hai.. lemme pick you up... just book a late evening ticket.. so I can come to airport after office and there won’t be much traffic.
Brijesh: Books Air India flight @ 6 PM

Movie begins:
1 day to departure:
Brijesh:ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Phone RIngs...
Brijesh: Who the F%^&!
answers phone..
Phone: I am calling from Air India.. your 6 Pm flight is postponed to 8.30 PM
Brijesh: damn.. then I'll reach there only by 10.30-11 PM.. and I have to report to office at 9 AM.

Tickets booked.. so no other option left..some packing left.. so cant take the morning flights...

I take 8.30 PM flight...reach @ 11..PM collect baggage by 11.30..PM is relieved to find Vivekanand (Subbu) at the arrival lounge in (NITIE T-shirt.)

Subbu: Hey man.. Welcome to Chennai..flight thoda late hua...hmmm...
Brijesh:.. Ya man.. take off and landing delays...

Brijesh: (thinking to himself): Chennai does not appear as hot as every1 was saying...

Subbu: Hey..Do you wanna hear the bad news or the worse news?
Brijesh: (knows Subbu well for 2 yrs..can expect this from him on a regular basis). Tell me the worse news.
Subbu: I had gone for a very long drive yesterday and the car’s cooling mechanism conked off.
Brijesh: OK so lets take a cab then..
Subbu: No I went to the mechanic.. he has done some temporary repairs.. said it is good enough to drive for 5 kms..so let us take our chances.
Subbu must have already driven his car for more than 5 kms just to reach the airport. Ab car le kar aaya hi hai. Toh cant leave it here..so we decide to take our (and the car’s) chances.
Subbu:.. And the bad news…
Brijesh: hmm.. ya?
Subbu:.. I left my car keys inside the car and the doors are locked!
--- End of Part 1 ------------